Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”