An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
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The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...