The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...