Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...