Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...