Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...