A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Titantic and Clinton!
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Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
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Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Country Song Titles
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In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
The wife is not speaking to me
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