An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...