Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Iraqi tv-guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
There are four basic types of chain letters: I
There are four basic types of chain letters:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chain Letter Type IHello, and thank you...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Yo Momma JokesGalore!
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Shipwrecked Saga -Dog and Man
A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island. After exploring the...