A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
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Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...