Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...