One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...