Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...