Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA…
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to...
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...