Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...