The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...