Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...