Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other,...
Email Commandments
E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit...
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church…
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...