Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
A little boy did not go to school one day…
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...