What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...