The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...