Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...