Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club…
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home. He goes in...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...