Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Bill Clinton Statue Committee
Bill Clinton Statue Committee 1040 Waffle Street Little Rock, Arkansas 72208 Dear Friend;We have...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...