I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...