Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son’s finally maturing Bad: He’s...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...