Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...