NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Definition of politics
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The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.