Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...