IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Looking For Anya
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...