Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder…
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...