Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...