My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...