Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...