Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...