Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...