A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...