Think about it!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...