How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.