OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...