Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...