Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
Things not to say during sex!
Things Not To Say During SexGirls shouldn’t say:You woke me up for that? Do...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts…
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.