Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...