A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...