A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...