My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...