Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
No Jobs.
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...