The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...