Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...