Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.