Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...