The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...