yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
Breaking News
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A:...