CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...