DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...